Sir Clucktache

Sir Clucktache is a rather distracted chap. He likes starting projects but gets bored with them very quickly. If he asks you over for tea, which he drinks constantly, politely decline as the renovations on his hutch leave a lot to be desired. The only project he hasn't given up on is his moustache which he prunes with cuban wax and a tiny toothbrush everyday. He dreams of winning the World Poultry Moustache Championships but for some reason always has an excuse not to enter.

Don't look into his eyes for too long as they have the ability to effect your sense of gravity in strange ways... and Never, Ever call him 'Chicken'.

Adopted by

Vivi Pepper